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George Washington vs. Kim Jong-Un by Aaron Needham

In case you were wondering, George Washington represents American positivist sociology and Jong-un represents critical realists, post-modernists, and the other counter-positivist forces. I’ll let you choose who Lincoln represents. In other words, orgtheory is up an running!

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Written by fabiorojas

April 6, 2014 at 2:59 am

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  1. Who does Stalin represent, though?

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    JD

    April 6, 2014 at 4:49 am

  2. I see what you did there. Respekt,much respekt. However, I laugh at the idea that your Great Father of Nation George Washington could take our outstanding leader of the party, army, and people, Kim Jong-un, who provides on-the-spot guidance to the Ragwon Machine Complex, is great successor to the revolutionary cause of Juche, and respected comrade who is identical to Supreme Commander Kim Jong-il. Never happen. Ask your Great Player Dennis Rodman about his experience playing Outstandign Leader Kim Jong-un one-on-one.

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    Pak Pong-ju

    April 6, 2014 at 12:45 pm

  3. @Pak: Agreed, but Prince could definitely take Kim one-on-one, so USA/Team Fabio still #1

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    Patricia A. Kotero

    April 6, 2014 at 2:15 pm

  4. I cant take this image as being accurate since everyboyd knows Kim Jong-Un would have Dennis Rodman guarding old Mr Washington. The worm would have stuffed GW’s lame dunk.

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    a real baller

    April 7, 2014 at 12:31 pm

  5. @baller: Yes Great Player Denis Rodman has made good progress in study of Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism, and would no doubt *as a result* effectively stuff running-dog imperialist “Great Father” Washington’s dunk as was anticipated forty years ago at the Third Conference of Ideological Workers of the Workers’ Party of Korea. Building on the successes of the past and not content to rest, Outstanding Leader Kim Jong-un said recently at the February 6th conference of information and agitation officials that, “First of all, we should concentrate all efforts in the Party’s ideological work on firmly establishing the Party’s monolithic defense.” However, little known, so as not to bring shame on Great Player Rodman (and mentioned above): At a recent closed-to-public one-one-one game with Great Player Rodman, held between photo-ops with participants in a meeting of leading members of the Worker-Peasant Red Guard [WPRG] and a visit to the construction of dormitories for the employees of the Kim Jong Suk Pyongyang Textile Mill, Outstanding Leader Kim Jong-un decisively defeated Great Player Rodman in a half-court game of 21. Afterwards he said the following: The shining victories and successes we have achieved can be ascribed to the fact that the entire Party, the whole army and all the people, in support of the revolutionary and people-oriented lines and policies of our Party and its wise leadership, waged a heroic struggle with an indomitable faith and will to build a thriving socialist basketball game without fail.”

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    Pak Pong-ju

    April 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm

  6. @Pak: I may not have studied Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism, but I know The Revolution. Prince and his crew could take you, Kim Jong-un, the Worker-Peasant Red Guard and Morris Day and The Time.

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    Patricia A. Kotero

    April 8, 2014 at 7:17 pm


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